one more laugh

Hi everybody! It is holiday tomorrow here in the gulf because it is Prophet Mohammed's birthday. Hubby will not be working for three days so that means more family time hehe. Anyway, before i doze off, here is another e-mail shared to me by hubby. Enjoy everyone and have a good laugh!

Sign over a
Gynecologist' s Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your
cervix.'

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In a
Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all
heels.'

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On a Septic Tank
Truck in Oregon:

'Yesterday's Meals on
Wheels'

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On another
Septic Tank Truck:

'We're #1 in the #2 business'

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At a
Proctologist' s door:

'To expedite your visit
please back in.'

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On a Plumber's
truck:

'We repair what your husband
fixed.'

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On another
Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber..'

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On a Church's
Billboard:

'7 days without God makes one weak.'

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At a Tire Shop
in Milwaukee:

'Invite us to your next
blowout.'

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On a Plastic
Surgeon's Office door:

'Hello. Can we pick your
nose?'

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At a Towing
company:

'We don't charge an arm and
a leg. We want tows.'

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On an
Electrician' s truck:

'Let us remove
your shorts.'

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In a Nonsmoking
Area:

'If we see smoke, we will
assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

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On a Maternity
Room door:

'Push. Push. Push.'

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At an
Optometrist' s Office

'If you don't see what
you're looking for,
you've come to the right place.'

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On a
Taxidermist' s window:

'We really know our
stuff.'

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On a
Fence:

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food
is expensive!'

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At a Car
Dealership:

'The best way to get back on
your feet - miss a car payment.'

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Outside a
Muffler Shop:

'No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming.'

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In a
Veterinarian' s waiting room:

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!'

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At the Electric
Company:

'We would be delighted if
you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.'

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In a Restaurant
window:

'Don't stand there and be
hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'

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In the front
yard of a Funeral Home:

'Drive carefully. We'll
wait.'

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At a Propane
Filling Station

'Thank heaven for little
grills.'

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And
don't forget the sign at
a

Chicago Radiator
Shop:

'Best place in town to take
a leak.'